Long time no read.

So, as you can tell (AS AN AVID READER OF MY VERY INTERESTING BLOGS) I sort of gave up on the whole blog everyday. I realised what a boring person I am, and squeezing one a day out became too much effort.

On friday I finished school forever, which would have been extremely sad as I have been going to the same school for seven years, but it just hasn't sunk in yet. I expect to trot back off to my lesson after half term, but won't. I HAS EXAMS D: D: D:

I was also not extremely sad because of the fact that me, and five other friends were dressed as smurfs for our last day.

SRS BSNS

We also bundled Laura. You won't know Laura, but she would enjoy this kind of close contact.

Anyway enough strange photos of me as a blue being.

Actually, becoming a Smurf turned out to have negative effects as I had an allergic reaction to the blue paint because I have the shittest most annoying skin in the world. And then I wasn't allowed out because of the sun and the pollen in the air would have killed me D: Or at worst just made my skin even worse. This meant no Tibbils gathering for me. I was sad :( I was very excited for meeting all new people and some that I had met before. Pewpew. There better be another one soon, please.

I really hate it when people are mean to others for nothing else than to look bigger in front of their 'friends'. Being horrible, even if you don't agree with what they are doing, is what's going to make me dislike you. Sorry. This is very 'been said before' and vague but yeah, don't be horrible to my friends, please. Or me actually. I don't like it very much.

THIS IS MY BLOG I'LL MOAN FOR HOWEVER LONG I SEE FIT

I should really get on with some revision.

I say revision, I actually mean WATCHING SOME LIFE ON MARS, YO.

Revision. Yes, Revision.

Skewl.

I’m in school, supposed to be writing an essay. Oh, looks like I’m writing a blog instead.
I’ve eaten too much cake today, I feel very sick but lemon cake is goooood. My media teacher keeps trying to look over my shoulder to see how I’m doing. She’s wondering what program I am using to type my essay. She is not very computer literate, or intelligent for that matter. Bless.
I realise that sentence makes me sound like the most arrogant fool of dick’ead town. I am completely unintelligent and fail at everything, so it’s all good :)
Soon I shall be free from the universe and life itself after all my exams are done. This pleases me greatly. I can pursue my hobbies of sitting around and drinking tea without any interruptions.
My media teacher smells of baked beans. She always smells like them. I dislike beans. She’s the type of person who gets all up in ya’ grill unnecessarily and breathes her beany odour into my mouth. Dislike, dislike, dislike.
Okay, I should really get on with my essay now before I fail at evern more things in my life. Cheerful.

I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

I just wrote the most emo blog post ever which I have kindly deleted so your eyes don't get burned by my self loathing.
Instead I'm going to say why I am happy:
-In a months time all my exams will be over and I will be FREE
-Ashes to Ashes is on in two days
-Tomorrow I will have a quiet house so I can actually get some revision done
-Exam stress is making me lose weight so maybe I won't look completely hideous at Prom.
-It's prom on Friday
-I have the most amazing friends ever ever.
-My Nan came out of hospital today
-Rachel is emailing me Life on Mars series 2
-Rebuilt some bridges with friends I haven't spoken to since post GCSE
-Had some lols today with 'that boy what I like'
-The sky looks really pretty
-I look like Mick Hucknell, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
-I turn eighteen years of age in approximately three months and one day
-I will be in the beautiful town of Salcombe for that event

Okay, Okay.
This was quite healthy actually.
I suggest you try it :)

May the fifth you.

Shit. I was supposed to do that joke yesterday. If I had remembered to write a blog. This non-Beda stuff has thrown me off, I'll try and write something everyday, even if it's just a sentence. Remind me won't you?
I'm so close to finishing my A level education it's scary.
I also have an unhealthy addiction and obsession. I wouldn't tell you if this blog got more than -1 views but since it does here we go.
Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes.
They are actually THE best programmes ever, and I'm actually an old woman. Not just a middle aged woman now. OLD.
Me and my friends now meet every monday night to watch ashes to ashes on Rachel's overly large surround sound HD TV. We eat dorritos and smoke shisha. That makes me sound even more lame like 'YEAH WE SMOKED WELL LOADZA SHISHA LAST NIGHT AND WAS WASTED ON ORANGE JUICE'
After fun times in Egypt Rachel and Jenny bought a shisha pipe of our own so we can be nostalgic. The icky leafy stuff has no tobacco and nicotine either. So basically it's healthy for you.
Dear kids, smoking of any sort is not big or clever.
Actually, I'm really against smoking of all sorts anyway. I'm sure I'll realise that I dislike the shisha soon enough. The smoke is very pretty though, and like imitating the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland ^_^
I digress.
ZOMG GENE HUNT IS WELL BUFFZ
...Sorry, what...?
Jenny is buying me a T-shirt that says 'FIRE UP THE QUATTRO' for my early birthday present <33333

Oh dear, why are you reading this?

Anti-BEDA

Actually, contrary to the title of this blog-post I wasn't actually anti-BEDA but since I try to blog everyday anyway I thought I could use the oppertunity to have a month off.
Oh, and in case you are vert confused by this whole thing 'BEDA' stands for 'blog everyday in April'. From that it's pretty self explanitory.
So wait, let's see what I've done since March 31st
Well, firstly I went to Egypt as many excited tweets and blog posts would have led you to believe and it was actually one the best experiences of my life. I went with my three most wonderful friends in the whole wide world. Stayed in a five star hotel with all inclusive food and drink. Our rooms were right near the pool so I didn't walk ANYWHERE for the whole week. The hotel also had a stretch of private beach which was SO pretty and there were coral reefs like 2ft into the water. We went snorkling and saw Nemo and Dory fish which got me ridiculously excited but then I saw a jellyfish and refused to go back in the water. In the evenings we just hung around in the resturent and tried the different flavours of Shisha, except I'm a pathetic excuse for a person so i couldn't make it bubble. All the hotel staff called us 'The four Cats' as apparantly there is an Egyption band called that who we were convinced must be made up of trannies. Overall, it was just amazing and I've never laughed so much in such a short space of time.
Oh yeah, the plane was the most horrible thing that ever happened to me in my whole life.

Mostly I've just been exam stressing and trying not to fail my whole life, which so far is going quite badly. On the plus side this week was my last photography exam so apart from the fact I'm almost dead, I'm happy as I no longer have any examinations for photography. Just as long as I pass...
I bought my prom dress the other day. I've been helping organise prom and it is actually going to be the most shockingly terrible thing that ever happened so there wasn't much point in going all out for it. So I bought a nice purple dress from ASOS for £14. I also felt bad because my mum said she would pay for it and I didn't want her to spend too much.
Thinking of prom and exams reminds me that I'm leaving school soon. I suppose I am looking forward to not having to wake up early and walk through the cold to be moaned at because I haven't been to one lesson out of 50. Though, I have been there for the last seven years of my life and I know the most amazing people. It sucks that we have to split up to go to separate Uni's all over the country. I'm going to miss it, and everyone so much.
I'm also going to miss how lame and nerdy my friends and I are. Who else can quote Harry Potter every sentence and watch middle aged programmes starring 40 year old coppers in the 80's who you all find creepy fit?
Sound the ramble alarm. Beep.
This is what you get for not having a month of blog posts to read, and if you've made it this far, hats of to you Sir...or lady...

I have some ideas for videos which I probably won't get round to making until after my exams but they are the kinds of videos that would look so much better if someone else did them. You'll just have to put up with my awkward face trying.

I suppose that's all I'll say for now as you have you're lives to get back to and I have some Ashes to Ashes to watch.
See you tomorrow spring chicken.