Tuesday, 30 December 2008


I do love my IRL friends sometimes. Last night I was just about to get in the shower when I got a call from my friend Jenny to come to her house and watch Mamma mia. My immediate thought was 'umm, well... I am just about to get in the shower...and charlie's gonna be on blogtv in a sec...' Then I thought, I haven't seen most of my friends for ages, so I might aswell. So I got picked up by Geo in my pajamas and we collected a few more friends on our way. We also took a detour to Morden Road where the whole street decorate their houses BRILLIANTLY which was lovely ^_^
Then we had a evening of watching Mamma mia and Hairspray, and eating pasta :D
Then got a lift back about 12.30, singing in the style of Pierce Brosnan all the way ^_^

I'm really going miss everyone so much when I go to Uni.
If I get into Uni...

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Take That - The Circus.

I'm currently fangirling over Take That's new album 'The Circus'. I've listened to 10 out of 12 songs now. Now I'm on the 11th and they are all completely amazing. I love their first album (Of the new Take That era) and this one is even better I think. I know most people who read this will just be like 'PSHH boyband junk, NO FANKS' but I do recommend just listening to it if you get the chance, there's gotta be at least one song you like :]
Gary Barlow is an amazing song writer. He writes the types of songs that make my heart hurt a little.
'How did it come to this' and 'Hello' are easily my favourite songs at the moment but now listening to track tweleve 'Here' It's also sounding amazing.
I tried to write this without saying 'amazing' too much.
I've said it twice.
You've had enough of me talking nothing now, and I know I can't write reviews or be persuasive in any way, but please have a listen :)

Friday, 26 December 2008

Thursday, 25 December 2008

Christmas festivities.

Hello, I've had a wonderful day. I didn't get as much as some people but I got alot more than most.
Things of note are; a David Tennant Badge, Take That's new album, Outnumbered series one on dvd, new jeans, jumper and a hat.
I'm also contemplating blowing all the money I got on a Jack Wills hoody. http://www.jackwills.com/Store/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=1274&Colour=4128&Gender=9 But for someone who's unemployed during the credit crunch, I really need to save the money.

I had some lovely conversations with my Grampa:
Him: So, you're seventeen now? What's your boyfriends name?
Me: I don't have one at the moment.
Him: WHAT?! Why not?
Me: I don't know, I must just be that unappealing.
Him: Hmm... -nods-

I'm sure he thinks I'm 'One of those lesbians'

Him: When you go to those clubs, do you dance like this?
-punches his hands in the air-
Me: Yes, yes we do.

He's a strange man...

We drank out of glasses I decorated.

Being a media student, as we watched Doctor Who, I had to notice the amazing angles and Mise en scène during the funeral scene. I do like abit of Doctor Who :)

I'm wearing Christmas 'Jama bottoms :D

Thankyou for being nice enough to read this far. Have a lovely year ^^

What's that saying?

Oh yes,
Merry Christmas <3

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Social Inadequacies.

Hello, I have approximatly 34 minuites untill I need to go catch my bus (that's fast maths for someone who failed their maths gcse twice, shh) so here I am writing nonsence for you lovely people. I could have wasted my time on skype but my internet is being very slow for me today, so I would have just sounded like 'MHHRF...MEEP...FRHHINBHVGLIGFTDNJJ...' and no one wants that.

I speak really oddly in these posts, you Mr/Ms Reader must think me some sort of purley queen because the tone of voice thats in my head as I write this in is one that resembles Russell Brand :/ Don't ask me why... Irl I just sound like a toddler who's just awoken from a skip.

I know some lovely people over the internet, and the more I'm on here the closer I get to them which is great, I find it so much easier to communicate through text. If I make myself look stupid I can just sign off and wallow in my retardedness,but in a real life social situation I can't just walk away and never see that person again so I get scared of what to say. I only seem to be able to be normal around people I know really well.

This is getting deeper than I expected it to be.

I'm really shy and quiet and I wish I wasn't, i wish i could just say what I want and run around and still feel I have peoples aproval. I know you will say 'Oh you shouldnt need peoples aproval, I'm sure they like you, you shouldnt care, just be yourself' and I know all that, but whenever I'm in a social situation my mind just goes blank, I never know the right thing to say.

I don't know what I can do to change this, It's like I'm stuck with this mindset and social awkwardness and I can't escape.

I don't know whether I should post this...
Okay I will, but only so Lawrence can find out how retarded I am :)

Sunday, 21 December 2008

And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

I need my own facebook monkey servant.

Friday, 19 December 2008


I haven't posted a blog in quite a while, mostly because I've had some flu bug thing, but now I have TWO followers on this blog so i must fulfil your Beth needs :P
I was forced into school today and nearly died T_T and I was going to write a blog there but people kept asking what I was doing and If I had said 'Blogging' they would have thought I was odder than I am already.
I'm completly gutted that because of this bug I can't go to my friends' 18th tonight. Limo up to London and everything, but I would just be miserable the whole time :(
Thanks to Lex and the p4a now have 75 subscribers which is AMAMZING :) I'm going to make some sort of creative video saying thanks as soon as I'm better.
Last day of school today so did nothing but had to go in to collect my exam certificates. Also got my secret santa present which was a Charlie the Unicorn t-shirt xD
chriiiistmassss ^_^
Okay I'm going to go back to sleep, bai<3

Saturday, 13 December 2008

It's official.

I'm going to do a collab :D Even though I only have 51 subscribers, I'd really like to do one. I posted a quick mention in the sidebar of my latest video and a few people seem interested, so here goes nothing.
Please please please be in it and tell your friends too.
It's going to be all about new years resolutions, so please send a clip (about 5-20 seconds long, but there is no strict time limit) of you talking about your new years resolution(s) to bethporter10@googlemail.com
Preferably in wmv format :)
ALL ARE WELCOME, so please spread the word.
Thankyou :)

Monday, 8 December 2008


The scary boy who comes to do music at our school has applied to do the same course and that same Uni as me.
No one else seems to have heard of bucks, so the fact that he's going is cool cos I'll know of one person, but he looks like a budgie, and likes to say things like 'Did you know, there are 30 million types of bacteria on that pen you're chewing?'
Please leave.
He's been given a conditional place there aswell.
I'm cold...
I sent my application to my head of year today to get checked out. Hopefully I'll get at least one offer :)
I want to make a video but I have nothing to say, and no hat to cover my truly awful hair.


Friday, 5 December 2008

Spots maybe?

My mum makes me giggle. One of the teachers was giving out parts for the nativity play in her class and a while later a little boy came up to my mum and asked what he should wear if he was a 'leopard'
It's the most adorable thing I've heard all day.
Apart from my very camp history teacher saying he would have to 'make a scene' if a mop ever touched him. Or a wet teabag.
He's a tad OCD but SO lovely.

Once again, thankyou for reading my nonsence of a blog. <3

Thursday, 4 December 2008

You know I don't even have anything to say at the moment, I just wanted to post a new blog because I want to keep updating it. Lets just roll with it.
I may be sending off my UCAS tomorrow if my teacher agrees that my personal statement isn't still shite, and then I will be one step closer to my chance at higher education. Oh joy.
Atm I'm applying to...(gets Ucas wesite up)....In alphabetical order; Bath spa, Bedforshire, Bucks, Greenwich and Portsmouth :) To do film and television production
Lets ask mummy if thats good with her...
It is :D
I'll send it tomorrow then, that's settled. If anyone else if applying to any of those, tell me please!
I need to start revising and stop writing blogs, but it's a lovely way to speak what my minds saying without talking to myself :)
Tariff points, interviews, conditional offers, I'M GOING INSANE

Moving on swiftly my house is full of ill, everyone is sneezing and coughing and I know I'm going to get it 'cos I have the worst imune system EVER. I can already feel some kind of throat problem arriving.
I have triple History tomorrow
I have lots of History essays
History is usually full of giggles so tomorrow shouldn't be too bad.

I want animal crossing on wii
I best finish this blog, it's a really long post of me saying nothing.
Sorry for wasting your time ^_^

Tuesday, 2 December 2008


I love the fact that Johnny posted a comment on my spider :)
I hate the fact that if he decided to glance over my previous post, he would have seen that it was about Esther Rantzen having violent Dirrareah D:

Monday, 1 December 2008

Can I join?

I'm sneaking my way into the Johnnydurham19 and J0ames club by drawing a spider ^_^