Thursday, 18 June 2009


I seem to have abandoned this for tumblr. Sorry, I'll try and keep up with this.
I've finished my exams, yay ect. I should be more happy but at the moment I feel really vommy and can't capacitate any good feelings.
My mum is cooking some garlic chicken though so I suppose I can crack a small smile.

Wednesday, 3 June 2009


I've always begged my parents for a dog. Ever since I knew what one was, I've wanted one of my own. We've never had enough money/space/allergy medicine for my Dad, so it's always been impossible. Until about seven years ago when my Nan was offered a rescue dog who had no where to go. 'Masie' a pedigree king charles spaniel who had a heart problem so was turfed out by her breeders. My Nan always knew I wanted a dog, so she said that Masie would be unofficially half mine, and that was perfect enough for me.

For the first few years of my high school life I was an extremely uncool child who walked with her Nan and her nan's dog to school in the mornings. I didn't care. I was walking my Dog.

I used to go along to my Nan's house alot, do some dusting, water her garden and teach Masie new tricks. I'm glad I got to be closer to my Nan through this wonderful fluffy ball.

Today however, her heart got the better of her, and she had to be put down.

If I'm going to be completely honest here and say I found out about half and hour ago, and have been crying ever since. I know this is pathetic, believe me, but I hope you can see where I'm coming from.

I supose this shows that I've never had much bereavement in my life, as I'm reacting so badly. I think my parents probably believe I'm having some sort of breakdown.

Such a cliche, but I really hope there is some sort of Dog heaven :)

Thankyou for being half mine.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Long time no read.

So, as you can tell (AS AN AVID READER OF MY VERY INTERESTING BLOGS) I sort of gave up on the whole blog everyday. I realised what a boring person I am, and squeezing one a day out became too much effort.

On friday I finished school forever, which would have been extremely sad as I have been going to the same school for seven years, but it just hasn't sunk in yet. I expect to trot back off to my lesson after half term, but won't. I HAS EXAMS D: D: D:

I was also not extremely sad because of the fact that me, and five other friends were dressed as smurfs for our last day.


We also bundled Laura. You won't know Laura, but she would enjoy this kind of close contact.

Anyway enough strange photos of me as a blue being.

Actually, becoming a Smurf turned out to have negative effects as I had an allergic reaction to the blue paint because I have the shittest most annoying skin in the world. And then I wasn't allowed out because of the sun and the pollen in the air would have killed me D: Or at worst just made my skin even worse. This meant no Tibbils gathering for me. I was sad :( I was very excited for meeting all new people and some that I had met before. Pewpew. There better be another one soon, please.

I really hate it when people are mean to others for nothing else than to look bigger in front of their 'friends'. Being horrible, even if you don't agree with what they are doing, is what's going to make me dislike you. Sorry. This is very 'been said before' and vague but yeah, don't be horrible to my friends, please. Or me actually. I don't like it very much.


I should really get on with some revision.

I say revision, I actually mean WATCHING SOME LIFE ON MARS, YO.

Revision. Yes, Revision.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009


I’m in school, supposed to be writing an essay. Oh, looks like I’m writing a blog instead.
I’ve eaten too much cake today, I feel very sick but lemon cake is goooood. My media teacher keeps trying to look over my shoulder to see how I’m doing. She’s wondering what program I am using to type my essay. She is not very computer literate, or intelligent for that matter. Bless.
I realise that sentence makes me sound like the most arrogant fool of dick’ead town. I am completely unintelligent and fail at everything, so it’s all good :)
Soon I shall be free from the universe and life itself after all my exams are done. This pleases me greatly. I can pursue my hobbies of sitting around and drinking tea without any interruptions.
My media teacher smells of baked beans. She always smells like them. I dislike beans. She’s the type of person who gets all up in ya’ grill unnecessarily and breathes her beany odour into my mouth. Dislike, dislike, dislike.
Okay, I should really get on with my essay now before I fail at evern more things in my life. Cheerful.

Saturday, 9 May 2009

I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

I just wrote the most emo blog post ever which I have kindly deleted so your eyes don't get burned by my self loathing.
Instead I'm going to say why I am happy:
-In a months time all my exams will be over and I will be FREE
-Ashes to Ashes is on in two days
-Tomorrow I will have a quiet house so I can actually get some revision done
-Exam stress is making me lose weight so maybe I won't look completely hideous at Prom.
-It's prom on Friday
-I have the most amazing friends ever ever.
-My Nan came out of hospital today
-Rachel is emailing me Life on Mars series 2
-Rebuilt some bridges with friends I haven't spoken to since post GCSE
-Had some lols today with 'that boy what I like'
-The sky looks really pretty
-I look like Mick Hucknell, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
-I turn eighteen years of age in approximately three months and one day
-I will be in the beautiful town of Salcombe for that event

Okay, Okay.
This was quite healthy actually.
I suggest you try it :)

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

May the fifth you.

Shit. I was supposed to do that joke yesterday. If I had remembered to write a blog. This non-Beda stuff has thrown me off, I'll try and write something everyday, even if it's just a sentence. Remind me won't you?
I'm so close to finishing my A level education it's scary.
I also have an unhealthy addiction and obsession. I wouldn't tell you if this blog got more than -1 views but since it does here we go.
Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes.
They are actually THE best programmes ever, and I'm actually an old woman. Not just a middle aged woman now. OLD.
Me and my friends now meet every monday night to watch ashes to ashes on Rachel's overly large surround sound HD TV. We eat dorritos and smoke shisha. That makes me sound even more lame like 'YEAH WE SMOKED WELL LOADZA SHISHA LAST NIGHT AND WAS WASTED ON ORANGE JUICE'
After fun times in Egypt Rachel and Jenny bought a shisha pipe of our own so we can be nostalgic. The icky leafy stuff has no tobacco and nicotine either. So basically it's healthy for you.
Dear kids, smoking of any sort is not big or clever.
Actually, I'm really against smoking of all sorts anyway. I'm sure I'll realise that I dislike the shisha soon enough. The smoke is very pretty though, and like imitating the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland ^_^
I digress.
...Sorry, what...?
Jenny is buying me a T-shirt that says 'FIRE UP THE QUATTRO' for my early birthday present <33333

Oh dear, why are you reading this?

Friday, 1 May 2009


Actually, contrary to the title of this blog-post I wasn't actually anti-BEDA but since I try to blog everyday anyway I thought I could use the oppertunity to have a month off.
Oh, and in case you are vert confused by this whole thing 'BEDA' stands for 'blog everyday in April'. From that it's pretty self explanitory.
So wait, let's see what I've done since March 31st
Well, firstly I went to Egypt as many excited tweets and blog posts would have led you to believe and it was actually one the best experiences of my life. I went with my three most wonderful friends in the whole wide world. Stayed in a five star hotel with all inclusive food and drink. Our rooms were right near the pool so I didn't walk ANYWHERE for the whole week. The hotel also had a stretch of private beach which was SO pretty and there were coral reefs like 2ft into the water. We went snorkling and saw Nemo and Dory fish which got me ridiculously excited but then I saw a jellyfish and refused to go back in the water. In the evenings we just hung around in the resturent and tried the different flavours of Shisha, except I'm a pathetic excuse for a person so i couldn't make it bubble. All the hotel staff called us 'The four Cats' as apparantly there is an Egyption band called that who we were convinced must be made up of trannies. Overall, it was just amazing and I've never laughed so much in such a short space of time.
Oh yeah, the plane was the most horrible thing that ever happened to me in my whole life.

Mostly I've just been exam stressing and trying not to fail my whole life, which so far is going quite badly. On the plus side this week was my last photography exam so apart from the fact I'm almost dead, I'm happy as I no longer have any examinations for photography. Just as long as I pass...
I bought my prom dress the other day. I've been helping organise prom and it is actually going to be the most shockingly terrible thing that ever happened so there wasn't much point in going all out for it. So I bought a nice purple dress from ASOS for £14. I also felt bad because my mum said she would pay for it and I didn't want her to spend too much.
Thinking of prom and exams reminds me that I'm leaving school soon. I suppose I am looking forward to not having to wake up early and walk through the cold to be moaned at because I haven't been to one lesson out of 50. Though, I have been there for the last seven years of my life and I know the most amazing people. It sucks that we have to split up to go to separate Uni's all over the country. I'm going to miss it, and everyone so much.
I'm also going to miss how lame and nerdy my friends and I are. Who else can quote Harry Potter every sentence and watch middle aged programmes starring 40 year old coppers in the 80's who you all find creepy fit?
Sound the ramble alarm. Beep.
This is what you get for not having a month of blog posts to read, and if you've made it this far, hats of to you Sir...or lady...

I have some ideas for videos which I probably won't get round to making until after my exams but they are the kinds of videos that would look so much better if someone else did them. You'll just have to put up with my awkward face trying.

I suppose that's all I'll say for now as you have you're lives to get back to and I have some Ashes to Ashes to watch.
See you tomorrow spring chicken.

Monday, 30 March 2009


Sorry these blogs have been so bad. I want to keep blogging everyday, but I haven't had the time/enthusiasm.
See you in a week <3

Sunday, 29 March 2009



this is the letter 'e' multiple times :)

Saturday, 28 March 2009


I love Ministry of Magic
I want their babies.

I have nothing else to say, except:

Friday, 27 March 2009


It's four days until I go to Egypt.
This is very very very very very very very very exciting :)


Thursday, 26 March 2009


Right now my sister is painting my toenails.
I hate feet.

Wednesday, 25 March 2009


Today was an inset day, so i tried to be productive
-Recorded, edited and uploaded a video
-Ran up and down the stairs a few times
- Got quite alot of media work done
-Did some sit ups
-Went and saw my nan for a little bit
-Got very excited because Jimmy0010 had a new video
-Had about 6 cups of tea.

This gives the impression that I'm healthy and do regular excersise when actually it's the most I've done in about 2 years. Since P.E became non-compulsary. In reality I think most of my major organs are about to shut down from the shit I put them through.

Tuesday, 24 March 2009


All I've eaten today is 3 chips and a rock cake my sister made.
I'm starving though, so I'll go put the kettle on. I'm so healthy.
I think I'll make a new video tomorrow. AH LIKE MEKIN VIDEOS, LYKE
I have bloggingblock.


Monday, 23 March 2009


Well, wasn't yesterdays blog cheerful.
I r excited.
I've become slightly obesessed with Wrock, especially The Parselmouths and Ministry of Magic. Thye are very good, you should check them out :)


Sunday, 22 March 2009

My views.

It's mothers day. I gave my mum a card I made with some nice messages in it. She told me it made her sad 'cos I mentioned it being the last Mothers day I'll be living at home for. This ontop of Jade Goody dying made me burst into tears in front of my whole family.
I was never her biggest fan, she never did anything that I would consider an achievement to look up to. It's still hit me quite hard because she was still a person. A person with hopes and feelings even if they were paraded in front of us. I think the attention on Cervical cancer that has been produced from this is so good. There are critics saying she's not the only person in the world with cancer, so why should she get all this attention? But the fact is she was getting the attention for all the right reasons. In her position, wouldn't you want to do the same? Having no shame and the ability to create publicity for herself was the way she made money, so using it to secure a future for her sons and create the focus on the issue that is cervical cancer. It's like if your talent was hairdressing, you would cut as much hair as you could to raise enough money.
I don't agree with some of the things she did, nor did I see her as any kind of role model, but I can still apreciate her as a human being and mourn for what is happening to people's lives everyday.

This was just in response to some of the negativity I've seen. Especially one of my 'friends' who updated his facebook status with 'Woop! She's finally dead'. It actually made me feel disgusted that I know him.
There. I've had my say. If you disagree, don't bother commenting. I have no interest in hearing how the loss of a life can be positive.

Saturday, 21 March 2009


Today I was walking my Nan's dogs and a 12 year old said he enjoyed my breasts.
Still got it, yo.

I'm liking the sun.
I'm disliking feeling vommy.

I've been really spaced out over the past few days. It's quite interesting, like I'm in a dream.
At the moment I'm just...existing.

I like fox's bisquits.

Friday, 20 March 2009


My dad just found my Twitter :( Now he's on twitter. His tweets have actually made me lol but I'm not going to link you because of social death on my part.
This makes me feel weird, I'm sure he's probably read through alot of my tweets now but now I feel I have to watch what I say. Like I can't swear or mention anything to do with the term 'sex'. Even though he's hardly going to care.
He said 'If you're going to dribble on a keyboard, please make sure it's not mine'
What's wrong with me? Why do I care so much?


I had a nice day, I got a history essay done the double free before and I'm actually quite pleased with it. THAT'S saying something. I also learnt quite alot in today's history lessons. Now the suns out and I have a new snorkle.

Life win.
Dad fail.


Thursday, 19 March 2009

I make bad videos

I really need to get some good video making ideas. I'll have no subscribers left to watch them at this rate.
I can smell Tea. GOOD, I'm hungryhungry
i'm so very excited gor Eeeegypt. I hope my snorkle comes soon.

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Badly written boy.

I'm going to save the world with my flipflops. They told me so, they are made of 100% recycled materials.
On my way home the crazy Jamacan man called Sebastian who lives down my road and sits outside his house smoking all day, decided to talk to me. He asked my name, I told him. He now calls me 'Bess' NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID OLD MAN
I'm scared of him and his deckchair.
Lulz 'Old man' I'm really not that horrible :(
OMG MONOPOLY IS BACK IN MACDONALDS, this is the best news ever. Today I won a free apple pie, a free porridge and a free Mcchicken sandwhich. WINWINWIN
I also had the chance to buy a MASSIVE box of creame eggs from the 99p store but I resisted. Stupid Egypt diet D: Saying that though, I did eat at macdonalds today. So I lose anyway.

Tuesday, 17 March 2009


Today I saw my baby cousins, they are adorable. ^_^

I'm going to steal a baby for myself.

Monday, 16 March 2009

A blog that isn't two lines. Yay.

Oh hello there, isn't it nice how the sun puts everyone in a brilliant mood. Today I gave in all my photography prep work so that's all done, however straight after I was given my next exam paper so bad times.
I was going to write a history essay during my free 4th but then found out it doesn't have to be in until Friday so I spent an hour sitting on a bench in the sun with Rachel talking about all the fun times we will have in Egypt. Procrastination win.
I'm so very excited about my upcoming trip to Egypt, two weeks tomorrow :DD I'm also terrified 'cos that means it's also two weeks and a day until my first ever plane trip. You would think I'm exaggerating if I said I'm going to burst into tears the moment it takes off. I'm not. Heights are the worst thing EVER, just looking up at planes reminds me how high we are actually going to be and I feel like I'm going to collapse. This is going to be very interesting.
I got home and had a yummy bowel of Crunchy nut clusters and read Harry Potter in the Garden.
Just now I sorted out some holiday clothes which is making me EVEN MOAR EXCITED :) And then I did some sit ups because I'm disgustingly obese.
And now I'm here, talking to you, and I have no work to do tonight. Well, I'm not going to do any work tonight ^-^
I hope you're having a happy day too <3

Sunday, 15 March 2009


I've been doing solid work since about half one. It's now 5.19 and I'm taking a break to tell you how long I've been doing work for.

Friday, 13 March 2009


HO SHIT I'm 55 minuites late, this isn't good. I'm too caught up in the 'emotional rollercoaster' of Comic relief. Seriously, my heart is starting to physically hurt now, this can't be healthy.
If you're reading this, you better be donating all your pockets, yeah


Sorry for this Lame excuse for a blog.

Thursday, 12 March 2009


I wrote a blog in school but then realised how pathetic and whiney I am and deleted it. So here I am at home now and I had quite a nice day.
Media teacher didn't show up so I had a double free this morning and made posters for our prom fund-raising thing at lunch. Got alot of work done in photography that's due in for monday. Had lots of luls at lunch doing our 'lucky lollies' stall but on the poster I wrote 'lollys' and the grammar was eating me up. I seriously think I'm slowly getting more and more OCD.
My sisters now making me hot chocolate 'cos she knows that I'm feeling down even if I don't let anyone on to that fact <3

Magic, is when a whole room of people simultaneously burst into song. ^_^

Wednesday, 11 March 2009


I done some blogtv yeah.
Blogtv lulz

I don't know what my obsession with bad grammar is :/
Today was the last day of my photography exam, but I broke the printer so we couldn't print our digital work. We had to ask for some emergency extention thing and we'll finish when it's fixed :)
but for now, I'M DONE...until next month when I have another exam D:
Everyone hates me tomorrow, cos it's results day but I didn't have any January exams.
My friend Rachel just said 'I wonder if you can get dwarf cats, I want one' on msn <33

Tuesday, 10 March 2009


These blogs are becoming more and more forced. I keep almost forgetting to write them and then having nothing to say.
My photography exam is going alright.
I bought some back and yellow stripey tape for it today
I also bought the third Harry potter book, which I shall go and read now.

Monday, 9 March 2009


I feel like I'm going to vom.
If I do I can't miss school 'cos of photog exam.
Bad times.

Sunday, 8 March 2009


Oh dear, I didn't post a blog yesterday. Mow.
Okay so today is lex's 17th birthday so yesterday there was a mini gathering at her house which was lovely. People in attendance where Charlie, Alex, Becky, J0ames, Rosi, Ivens, Sophie, Ian, Milsom, and Chris from le youtubes, and Lex's friend Jenny who I met at uncliche and is lovely. it was very weird having everyone out of their screens and being so tall. We watched Harry Potter 2 and it was lovely as everyone said the lines xD
Was what not good was missing my last train after Sophie gave me and James a lift to the station with her superquick driving skillz. So I went with James on his train going to london and took a VERY long detour D:
For the amount of people with laptops there was not much computering and for the amount of muscians there were not many songs. Just one which was Charlie's present for lex. It was amazing xD
Okay, I'll stop rambling on nao. Bai.

Friday, 6 March 2009

Dramatic repetion of wordz

Thought I better write this before the day is up, and I only have 40 miniutes 'til it's tomorrow.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow will test my social reatardness, but I supose I'll get through it, I'm actually terrified. It's not natural, I should relish at meeting new people, not fail at it.
Today I had lots of a food and lucozade sport and went a bit crazy on a bus. Some of my RL friends still haven't seemed to grasp that I like skipping :)

Everytime I walk in the room, the fish get's all excited. I know it's because he's greedy and seems to have enough intelligence to work out that movement in the room can sometimes lead to food.
I like to think It's because he likes me best ^_^

Thursday, 5 March 2009


Rachel just spilt coke on me. I'm so displeased with this event that I'm blogging about it.
She's now laughing at my nerdiness.
I don't even like coke.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Would you like a white moment?

So you know that thing that happens in every farcical (It's a word nao) sitcom or movie where someone says something unintentionally mean about someone else, and they happen to be standing right behind them?
Yeah, that happened to me three times today.
This is actually turning into Fmylife but in blog form xD
I didn't even mean to be horrible, but incinuated that one person was a paedofile and I called another a prick. It was in a jokey 'oh they're such a prick for leaving their hench folder in my seat' moment, but she didn't take it very well.
This makes me sound like such a bitchy person. Oh dear.

I'm eating kellogs crunchy nut. It's good. It's a special 'nutty' brand, but I thought the point of this cereal was that it was nutty in the first place. Just cornflakes with asorted nuts. This probably has more nuts. Okay, I'll stop saying nuts now.

You'd think that going to an all girls school would mean all we talk about in the common room is clothes, peoples lack of correct clothes and boys hair. In actual fact I spent a whole hour talking to 4 of my lovely friends about none of these things. I won't elaborate too much, but some key words were; pingpong balls, squirting, SHAZAM, fisting and 'white moments'.
Oh wait, this sounds like I go to a major lesbian school xD
The day ended with my camp history teacher telling us how much he likes weaving.

I've finished my cereal, bad times.

Tuesday, 3 March 2009


So my head of year is a twat, and one of the many twatty things she does is shorten everyones name which is very annoying. So instead of having normal friends I now have Im, Jen, Kirst, Rach, Han ect. Luckily you can't really shorten Beth down any more so she doesn't bother, but my friends caught up on this and decided to make one for me.
I am now know as 'Th'
It's not even a word, just a sound. It also covers you in spit as you recieve it.
It wasn't even once, I now get called 'th the majority of the time.


Monday, 2 March 2009

Double Photography

Hii, I'm the middle of my photography lesson, so naturally I'm bored and am going to write a blog. I'm supposed to be finding pictures to illustrate a mind map at the moment. Since when did mind maps need illustrations?
My regular teacher is ill, she's quite nice aswell. The evil teacher who I have once a week has decided to oversee what I'm doing aswell as try and stop 30 year 10s from having a paint fight. She has also informed me of just HOW ill my normal teacher is. TMI! It's not pretty D:
Oh dear, I needed to find a picture of a man dressed up as a woman but I typed 'Transexual' instead of 'Transvestite' into google images. That too was not pretty. I'm glad there is no one else in this classroom.
Just as a typed that evilhorribleteacher came in. It's alright though, she said well done for typing up lots of work when actually I'm just typing this xD
Oh, I also sneezed on her, that was fun.
This makes me sound like such a bratty student. I'm not usually. She's just a knob :)

I want to keep typing this so I don't have to get on with my work but I don't know what else to type :/
Mow, another hour to go, I'll see you on the other side.
I think I'll go and masking tape my arm to my face :)

Sunday, 1 March 2009


So I got tagged in a note on Facebook, and rather than encourage it, I thought I'd just do it here. If you hate reading quizzes and surveys, I suggest you don't read this one. It will be just as boring as the rest :)
It's like being on Myspace again D:

Real name: Elizabeth Porter
Nickname(s): Um, BEFF? Oh and Lawrence sometimes calls me Beef x_x
Zodiac sign: Leo
Male or female: F
Hair color: Natural dirtish browny blonde. I'll prolly change it again soon :)
Long or short: Quite long
Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
Phone or Camera: Camera
Health freak: Na'
Eat or Drink: NOM

Have you ever..?
Been in an airplane: Nope, will do one month from now. I'm terrified
Been in a relationship: Yes
Been in a car accident: a little one
Been in a fight: Not a proper one

First best friend: Sally Fox ^_^
First award: I'm too mediocre for awards
First crush: Matt Willis xD

Last person you talked to: My sister
Last person you texted: Jenny
Last person you watched a DVD with: Myself
Last food you ate: Apple :)
Last movie you watched alone: Order of the Pheonix
Last song you listened to: So nice so smart
Last thing you bought: Top from H&M with Christmas vouchers :)
Last person you hugged: Imo

Food: KFC :D
Drinks: Vannila Yazoo
Clothing: skinnies
Flower: Daisys
Colors: Orange.
Subjects: Apparantly History, media and photography but atm I dislike them all.

In 2008...
Celebrated Halloween: Yes, while dressed as Harry Potter
Had your heart broken: Slightly
Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone: Pay as you go, FANKS
Broke a promise: I don't think so
Hid a secret: Yes
Pretended to be happy: Mhmm
Met someone who changed your life: Yes
Pretended to be sick: to get of school? Yes.
Left the country: Nope
Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Yeah
Cried over the silliest thing: Ahah, I always do
Went to the beach with your best friend(s): Oh, Yes :D It was lovely
Got into an argument with your friends: I don't think so :)
Hated someone: Disliked, yes. Not hated.

Eating: Nothing
Drinking: Tea
I'm about to: Write some more pointless quiz answers
Listening to: Juno soundtrack
Careers in mind: Some sort of media nonsense :)
Lips or eyes: Eyes
Shorter or taller: Taller please
Romantic or spontaneous: Both ^-^
Trouble-maker or Honest: Honest

Have you ever:
Lost glasses/contacts: Don't own them
Snuck out of your house: Yes. I'm hardcore
Held a gun/knife for self defense: Nah
Killed somebody: Yes. Yes I have.
Broken someone's heart: Probably not.
Cried when someone died: Yeah

Do you believe in...
Yourself: Not really
Miracles: Slightly
Love at first sight: I need more evidence to be conclusive 8)
Heaven: I'd like to
Kiss on the first date: Oh, if you must :)

Is there one person you want to be with right now? There's a few people I'd like to be with
Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? Not at all, I'll try my best though.
Do you believe in God: I don't think so.

Oh dear, that was unnessicarily long. Sorry about that.

Saturday, 28 February 2009

Almost forgot

that I need to blog. That's a first, usually I do it quite early before I have time to do anything so they're all really pointless.
Today I:

-Irl'd it up and spent vouchers on summery tops :)
-Ate my own body weight in Minstrels
-Ran up and down the stairs while eating said minstrels in the hope that I could burn them off as I ate them.
(-This resulted in me nearly choking)
-Finished Philosophers stone and started Chamber of secrets.
-Ate my last Peanut Butter KitKat
-Decided to become anorexic as of tomorrow.
-Watched trashy saturday night teevees
-Planned on being more sociable

Today has been weird. I'm perfectly content, but when I think about how I'm actually feeling in all seriousnesslike I feel down. IONO, I'll just not think about it and be happy, 'cos I don't have a good enough reason to feel like this.
Okay I'll stop going on about my stupid life now :)

Friday, 27 February 2009


So I just realised that I never reply to any comments made on here. Not that I get that many, but I actually don't know how to reply to the ones that I do get. Sorry >_<
Today I started re-reading the Harry Potter series ('cos ah' copy Lex) during some of my free lessons. That will take up my time now, instead of moaning about my life to you people.
Today my teacher said 'Do do'. I lolled. I got stared at by everyone. It was good times.
It's quite warm, it's nice. I think everyone has seen enough of me in giant hoodies anyway :)
This doesn't have much prose.

Thursday, 26 February 2009


I’m in school and I’m blogging. I’m cool.
We had single media instead of double ‘cos my media teacher is batty :) Well, batty in the sense that she is crazy and forgetful, she ain’t no batty boiii. She said next lesson we are going to deconstruct ‘Lads Mags’ together. D: I’m sure I’ll be cringing for the whole lesson. I say ‘cringe’ on here a lot, most likely because I’m a cringe worthy person. :)
I’m typing this in word and then I’m gonna copy it over so people don’t ask what I’m typing into. None of my nerdy friends are in here, just the ones that wear shorts in winter and don’t understand what the concept of the ‘internet’ is.
The main point of me saying that was to say that word is being annoying and trying to correct all my spelling and grammar and turn my smiley faces evil.
I did blogtv yesterday. I was not successful. I didn’t have anything to talk about and my netz died :( Everyone in there also heard me tell John Green’s hair to Fuck Off, it was meant in a loving way I assure you.
Oh yeah! My media teacher also called me ‘Death’ instead of ‘Beth’ I do hope it wasn’t intentional :(
I have double photography next where I shall meet my doom. Actually I don’t think I’ve had a photography lesson yet where I haven’t been missing a piece of work or not stuck to deadlines by a major proportion.
Okay I’ll go copy this in now.
I wish Twitter wasn’t blocked :(

Wednesday, 25 February 2009


So, do I write a blog or my 1000 word media essay?
I think you can tell what my answer was. I have no idea what to write in this essay either because instead of explaining, my media teacher spent our whole lesson on telling us how you can get video's of women sent directly at you.
Oh yeah, She's like 50 :)
I have failed at lent, I was supposed to not eat any junk. I stood in the kitchen for about 10 minuites debating whether I should eat, I'm now eating a peanut butter kitkat while writing this. Oh dear.
My mum's telling me funny stories from the staffroom. They're actually very unfunny D:
Yesterday on Twitter I asked what a Yam was. I found out it's an orange potato, but also a type of goat xD I don't even know why I asked.

Tuesday, 24 February 2009


I think I'm the only person who's not entirely sure what 'Hiatus' means, but I think it's volentary (OMG WHERE HAVE MY SPELLING SKILLZ GONE?!) my leave from the world of netz was not.
Don't be sending me the definition with a patronising undertone kthnx.
OOH, this sounds bitchy, I've lost the skill to blog in a non-angry way 0_o
SO ANYWAY, i managed to break our Bt homehub and it took til today for them to deliver a new one. I haven't been able to blog or daily booth which is -for someone who is slightly OCD- BAD :(
I hope if I carry on you will all forget this little episode of fail, and we can skip along into to sunset of daily blogging. Oh dear, maybe I have gone insane.
Sorry if there are any mistakes, I'm on crazy laptop with crazy keyboard. I'm pretty sure the keys are dancing and change around when I want to click them T_T
I thought that having no internet would mean that I would actually get some work done, but my brain told me that I should fill the extra hours with films, so I ended up watching all the Harry Potters which has made me excited about the 6th :D:D:D
I also went and met Mr Lawrencejob on Friday which was lovely <3 even though I had gammy foot. I still have a limp, it's lots of fun being mocked by your mental history teacher and you can't run away D:
SCHOOL (see what I did there with that swift link)
Yeah, I'm back at school today so I will be moaning lots as-per-usual. (should that be hifenated?(OMGSPELLING))
(We're in bracket city today)
I just had a cup of tea, and it was bottom of the kettle water so it was all lime-scaley. Mmm.

I should have loads to tell you about the last 5 days of my super-social-special-awesome life.
(We're in Hifen city too)
I don't, i didn't do much except complain about my lack of netz on twitter when i had free texts.
Yay, for lots of comments and subscribers and that, while I was gone <3

I really need to stop saying that.


Thursday, 19 February 2009

Ice Skating.

Ice skating is fun. For about five minuites.
I haven't been for like two years, but I remember being alright at it. However it appears that I have lost balance as I've gotten older as I nearly fell over just queuing up to get the boots.
Now I have a second left knee which is bright purple and two massive blisters on my feet. I don't understand how you could do this professionally, it's so painful. Effort much.
One of the 'ICE GUARDS' as their t-shirts suggested, decided to follow me around as she had decided that I was clearly a hazard. And as soon as I hit the floor, was there with her patronizing eyes until I stood up.
It was like being in Stretham, you shouldn't be allowed to pack that many people into one space. Hugh Fernly-Wittingstall should have been there trying to free us.
I also felt queazy for most of the day, So you can tell I've enjoyed myself.
My mum's trying to force me out job hunting tomorrow. No thankyou, motivation has been shunned by apathy once again.


Wednesday, 18 February 2009


Hello, I don't want to write this, I want to go bedtimes instead but I can't stop now while I'm actually suceeding.

Apparantly I'm a pimp.

Beth rhymes with Chef.

I'm going ice-skating tomorrow and someone else is paying <33


Okay I'll go...

Tuesday, 17 February 2009


I was suposed to be productive today. I was going to go into school and print lots of photos, then go into town and give out loads of CVs, but I woke up feeling so sick, so I did neither.
I got alot media work done though so that's alright. I still feel quite sick, I really need to sort myself out. I'm so unhealthy that I just get ill every other day.
I may go job hunting tomorrow if I feel any better, I need to buy some glue aswell. This is just turning into a to-do list now :)
I'm chewing on a paperclip. That's healthy.
I want to film stuff for a video I've been making for about a week now, I just look disgusting :( Even though I've spent quite a while on this video, it's still going to be as shit as the rest, so don't be expecting anything good >_<
I've recently rekindled my love for the website 'Deviant Art' You should well check out my page ;) Ignore the username D: I made it when I was 14.

Okay, that's what's up with me. How about YOOH?


Monday, 16 February 2009


Did anyone else go to the Millenium Dome in 2000? (yes I did just have to google 'millenium' to spell it right) 'Cos I was looking through old photos from this computer and found this:

Which has to be the most amazing thing ever. I think it was some B.T stunt there, but I remember going into a little booth thing to have this done. BUT OMG EIGHT YEAR OLD ME IS IN SPACE WITH E.T
I was a funny looking 8yr old...
So, I wanted to post it here, in case years down the line it get's deleted from my computer. This is something I want to keep forever xD
Hey, I'm not doing too badly at this blogging every day malarky.

Sunday, 15 February 2009


Stolen off ze Nerimonz.

Elizabeth Porter.

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names):
Ann Paul Bernard (my dad has two middles names, and LULZ Bernard xD)

3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad):
Andrew Pat

4. STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name):
Porbe (I'm doing 'Beth' now, no one calls me Elizabeth)

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal/bird):
Orange puppy. (LAME)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born):
Ann Surrey (that's county rather than town but I still live about 2 minuites away from the actual town I was born in)

7. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning):
The Green milkshake (wut?)

8. FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Beer (Omg, best one!)

9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name):

10. PORN NAME (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Spyro stillonsamestreet

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

12. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Gordon

14. STRIPPER NAME (name of your fav perfume, fav candy):
TedBaker SoftMints (FAYL)

Valentines night.

I had a lovely time with my girlies, being sad and single in Macdonalds but laughing at the couples who had chosen Macdonalds to spend valentines day xD We drove around most of our area of Surrey singing all the songs on MagicFm and then got lost in a dodgy part of Wimbledon and thought we were all going to get raped. Funtimes. It was just like a movie :)
We then went back to Jenny and Imo's house and watched Dark Knight whilst eating After eight Ice cream <33
Got in about 12 and went to bed at like 1 but I think all the Ice cream infected my brains as I had a really weird dream. I was in Devon where I usually go with family friends in the summer and my friends Alice, Izzie and I had found a lagoon type thing and were just taking pictures of it and singing Kimya Dawson songs. Then there was an alert that a serial killer had escaped and then everyone just started disapearing until I was alone. Then I woke up. It was horrible :(
I've put aside today to just do nothing at all :) As I will be spending most of this week doing coursework.
I hope YOU have a nice day ^-^

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Daily Booth.

So yah, I've followed the crowd and joined this site it could be interesting, but I look so terrible everyday that people won't want to see.
So it's valentines day but I don't really care, it hasn't really triggered in my brain that today should be any different. I got some lovely texts from some of my friends this morning saying they loved me, which was nice. I'm glad I haven't recieved any chain texts/emails yet. Macdonalds drive through later! It's still exciting to have friends who can drive :D
Okay, that was todays entry, have a nice day :)

Friday, 13 February 2009

Friday the 13th.

Seeing as I'm horribly superstitous and terrified of everything, I wasn't terribly enthusiastic to get out of bed this morning. I supose nothing too bad happened.
This morning most of my 'crew' (crew meaning, my group of friends who joined through nerdiness and are also very lovely) went to Bhs to have breakfast because two of them work there and we all managed to get an 8 peice fry up £1.50 each using their staff discounts :D:D However on the way back we absent mindedly got on the bus the wrong way and went to tescos and had to walk up a massive hill to get back to school, barely in time for triple history.
At lunch alot of my friends left to go on a Ski trip over the whole of half term which sucks because I couldn't afford it and am very jelous. It's alright though 'cos my friends: Jenny, Imo and Geo didn't go either so we are having a girlie night tomorrow by going drive through macdonalds, then watching a film and eating ice cream <33
At least it will stop me from posting a depressing tweet every 5 seconds tomorrow.
Just as long as I don't get any bad luck it will all be peachy.

Thursday, 12 February 2009


So I just finished writing a media essay and not only is it the worst essay ever, it's also written in the worst hand writing ever. Now usually I wouldn't complain 'cos I know my writing is terrible, It's literally like I'm having some sort of stroke while I write it, but yeah. I could type it up, but it was really long, instead you can have an extract from it, to look at the appallingness.

OH DEAR, it might make some babies cry. Oh, if someone manages to read that they are going to be even more unimpressed. I haven't checked the grammar, DON'T JUDGE ME.

You can tell I have nothing to talk about. I'm finding it hard to hard to find stuff to blog about everyday.

Ah well, enjoy this nonsense.

Does anyone else find it really annoying that when you put images into a blog, everything becomes double spaced? >:[

Wednesday, 11 February 2009


I have the biggest smile on my face right now and I have no idea why. I have nothing in particular to be happy about. To be honest, I've got a shit load of work to do, so much to organise with my life and I'm listening to some REET depressing songs.
I think I've just finally realised that I'm completely and utterly grateful that I'm alive, and I actually got the chance to be a human being. It sounds strange. Makes sense to me, I supose that's all that counts. I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life, and I'm almost certain that I'm going to fail at nearly everything I attempt but I don't really care.
I have Itunes and a mug of tea. I'm just perfect for now, thanks :)

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Angel Delight

is the best thing in the world, ever.

Monday, 9 February 2009

Chomp chomp.

The title has nothing to do with what I'm going to say, but as I was trying to think of one I chomped some air. Yeah.
So, I thought I would quickly post something seeing as I have been blogging every day for a few days now and I wonder how long I can keep it up for.
-Made a new video :)
-Only ate an apple and dinner today.
-Made Twilight the new talking point of the common room.
Now I'm going to feed the fish.

Sunday, 8 February 2009


So basically, embarrasing things happen to me ona daily basis. I'm the person that everything happens to, but never all in one day. Until now... D:
So, I woke up today with mountains of stuff to do, but I promised my Nan I would walk her dogs (cos she has hurt her back and even though she has 15 other Grandchildren, I have been stuck with doing everything. It's fine, I'm happy to do it) and I walked all around the streets of my area and to one of the local parks. There were loads of people, even though it's freezing, and I had to walk through loads groups. Little did I know I had a HUGE rip in the bum of my jeans. D:
If that hadn't had looked stupid enough, my general non co-ordination and ice on the floor made me trip about 17 times and actually fall over twice. AND I managed to get an eyelash in my eye so I was squinting and twitching for the whole proceedings.
I should write into one of those 'Cringe Pages' in a magazine.
I was walking through the park and there was loads of fit lads, and the lad I've had a crush on for, like EVER. They was all laughing and I didn't know what was funny so I just smiled and I had broccoli in my teeth and then I fell over and then I realised I had a hole in my jeans and they could see my WELL embarrasing barbie pants and I went bright red and nearly died. OMGCRINGE.
Mcfly fan, Youtubopolis.
I might win a years supply of poundland vouchers.
I'm gutted about my jeans, they were nice.

I've been writing this instead of essays which is not good. You better appreciate this oppotunity to laugh at me, it's cost me valuable hot chocolate making times. I realised that I got my procrastination problem from my mum, as she has spent all day watching casualty and househunting programs, and whenever I mention her helping me with my passport forms she just mumbles somthing like 'Busy. Go away. In a minuite.' Rawr ¬_¬

Saturday, 7 February 2009


I had a really strange youtube dream last night. I was sitting in the corners of the room of like, every youtuber I know -It kept cutting between them- and I was watching them make their videos. No one knew I was there and I was just watching them from a different angle, which I found really cool. Then they started coming across my videos and being like WTF?! And just laughing at them. Then I was like 'Oh :(' and tried to run away from people's rooms but I couldn't escape. :/
You don't need a fancy dream interpretation book to work out that I think my video's are crap :)

In other news, I dislike Vodafone as I thought I would be getting free texts this weekend, but I have to wait until the 15th and I only have 8p of credit left >_<

Friday, 6 February 2009


Hello, It's freezing. I'm wearing just about all the clothes I own and I'm still extremely cold. Outside isn't fun any more, alot of the snow has melted so everywhere is either wet, or is covered in grey slush.
I haven't been up to very much I suppose. Got my photography exam topic yesterday, which is 'Discord' Hatehatehate :(
I've been drinking SO much hot chocolate it can't be natural. I don't know where I've got this craving from. At least it's better than eating loads of junk every 5 minuites. Saying that though, next to me I have both hot chocolate and a yumyum. Egypt diet is failing.
The bus I got back from town was ace, it was a new hightech one with a tv and cushy seats. I pretended I was on a rollercoaster. I lead a fun packed life...
My nose is burning, is this natural? Every time I yawn or if I'm about to sneeze my nose burns. Owie :( It also did it the other day when I was watching pulp fiction and the Mia woman snorts the Heroin thinking it was coke. I was like WTF? this is a film, go away burny nose. Maybe it's trying to convince to become a druggie.
I'm realling finding it hard to write this, words arn't coming out properly. So I shall stop.

Tuesday, 3 February 2009


I really don't understand how people can dislike snow. I think it's the most wonderfully magical thing ever. If I didn't like snow, I would be a very unhappy person.
I love how snow makes taking pictures of children acceptable, my neighbour was photographing me as I made a snowman in garden today. It's alright, he's 84.
I love how snow turns everyone into a child again. My older brother who's 19 was just as (if not more) excited as my 11 year old sister. I also danced and ran around alot ^-^
I love it was -2 degrees yesterday but I still spent 6 hours outside with my friends going up and down hills.
I love how snow makes everyone so generous and good spirited.
I love how no one cares about the snow scrooges >_<
I love how even though I woke up this morning with every part of my body aching, I still ran outside and jumped into a pile of snow.
I love how peaceful and quiet the roads and the people outside are.

If you hadn't noticed already, I love snow :)

Wednesday, 28 January 2009


I'm listening to lots of songs by Omgmhazzrocks. I've forgotton how much I love them <3

Monday, 26 January 2009

Live Lounge.

I'm currently listening to some Radio 1 live lounge, it's good. The Fray are singing Shakira ^_^
I just wrote a whole history essay and I'm proud as it isn't due in till friday and I'm the worst procrastinater in the world. I have come to the conclusion that war was a major factor in determining the power of the monarch up to 1553. What fun.
Now James Blunt is singing Lemar. It's abit quiet, I keep having to adjust my speakers.
I'm waiting for my brother to finish Breaking Dawn. I re-read twilight over the weekend because i'm that impatient. I may also have to re-read the end of Eclipse tonight as I'm getting figity, even though it made me cry for like an hour afterwards D: When this Saga ends for me, don't be suprised if you see the local headline 'Girl found in gutter, distraught and clutching books'
You know, I wasn't going to mention twlight as I'm sure everyone is completely sick of me mentioning it. Oh well, I have nothing else to say. It's quite tragic really.
I'll leave you with The Pigeon Detectives singing 'Girlfriend'

Wednesday, 21 January 2009


For your amusement :)

Monday, 19 January 2009


Hello I am blogging in school as youtube and twitter are blocked.
Everyone is looking at me quite strange. I have a school email now, so I'm playing on that.
I have to wait for my brother to finish Eclipse before I can read it. We both have slow eyes, this will take a while. It's making me depressed that I can't read it RIGHT now. It's taken over my life.
It's official:
I am completly and utterly obsessed with Twilight.
Oh dear this isn't good. I can already feel the Twilight shaped hole (that I was warned by lex would arrive) appearing. Once I've read all the books, I may go insane :)
So yeah, blogging in school is wierd.
I wish twitter was un-blocked.
I wish I had credit to ring someone, as I have two hours free till registration.
I wish I was a fictional character.
Oh, this sounds very depressing.
I assure you I'm not nearly that suicidal xD

BAI <3

Saturday, 17 January 2009


So yes, I've just finished the first book of Twilight. I started it being quite skeptical because mostly all I've heard is that it's 'shit'. But I have to say that I am completely in love with it. I can see that if you are not a teenage girl, or have no ability to feel emotion then you may not like it. Even though most of it is not particulary sad, I cried multiple times. It's quite embarrasing being in floods of tears in the middle a busy sixth form comman room.
I love Edward Cullen.
Don't dis Twilight.
This weekend is going to be spent devouring the next three books.

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Hello, I am a long blog post.

I got home from an alright day at school just over an hour ago, and since then I've been feeling quite odd. I feel like I'm not in the right body, like I'm someone else but my brain has somehow followed me. I feel like I should be doing something, maybe something constructive but I don't have anything to do. Well actually, I could be editing photos, reading history text books or completing my media coursework but I don't think that would satisfy my need to do something. I really can't work out what it is I want to do. It will probably end up being something stupid like; make another cup of tea.
No, that didn't work. This tea is rather lovely though.
I'd really like to go to the sheffield gathering but lack of monies and need for revision is stopping me. If I were a pensioner I could just jump on any mode of transport and show them my freedom pass. I think that's how it works, Do pensioners have to pay for any transport? I've never actually looked into. I just like touching in my Oyster on buses and seeing their disgruntled faces as they had to wait 65 years to get on free. Also, the elderly don't have A levels to worry about. Or universities, or what the hell they are going to do with the rest of their lives. D:D:D:
Sometimes I think about doing a 'Jacob Dyer' and quitting youtube, as it's making me fail my Alevels but then I know how depressed and lonely I would be having to be content with real life. I would also miss all the wonderfully amazing people I have already met, and think about all the wonderfully amazing people I have yet to meet, and would never get the chance.
I just realised that Youtube is slowly giving me more confidence, I wouldn't want to put a hold on that now :)
Thankyou for reading this wonderful nonsense. (I have just realised how much I have been using both 'wonderful' and 'nonsense' quite recently in everything I say or write)

I have put some love in your shoe so you find it next time you are putting them on.

Tuesday, 13 January 2009


One of the best things about Winter is having a shower and steaming up the bathroom, then opening the window and breathing in the cold air :)

Sunday, 11 January 2009

Cafe Press.

So yeah, I now have a cafe press. Basically I need money for university next year and also so I don't look like a tramp all the time, which is my current appearance. I have no idea what I'm doing which is always fun and most of the stuff looks really shit atm cos the photos are coming out really small. Hopefully some unsuspecting lovely person will buy something :D
It feels like I've sold out and turned into Daveyboyz or something xD
Also my current rate of losing subscribers on youtube and followers on twitter makes me sad :(
So, yeah. Bye <3

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Skype contacts list.

Oh look, I only have six people:
I love you all :)
except you test skype lady, you I'm not so fond of. I find you quite patronising.


Tuesday, 6 January 2009


Now, because for some reason this is turning into some kind of photo blog. HAVE SOME MORE :)


Monday, 5 January 2009

More Blonde.

I'm still having fun laughing at my hair. I liked this one because it makes my hair look un-frizzy. It's a lie! Having Yellow hair just made me look like a scarecrow.
OKAY enough old pictures of me :/

Sunday, 4 January 2009


This time last year I had yellow hair.

I was well cool.

I was probably trying to be ironic and clever with this photo...