So my head of year is a twat, and one of the many twatty things she does is shorten everyones name which is very annoying. So instead of having normal friends I now have Im, Jen, Kirst, Rach, Han ect. Luckily you can't really shorten Beth down any more so she doesn't bother, but my friends caught up on this and decided to make one for me.
I am now know as 'Th'
It's not even a word, just a sound. It also covers you in spit as you recieve it.
It wasn't even once, I now get called 'th the majority of the time.