Tuesday, 30 December 2008


I do love my IRL friends sometimes. Last night I was just about to get in the shower when I got a call from my friend Jenny to come to her house and watch Mamma mia. My immediate thought was 'umm, well... I am just about to get in the shower...and charlie's gonna be on blogtv in a sec...' Then I thought, I haven't seen most of my friends for ages, so I might aswell. So I got picked up by Geo in my pajamas and we collected a few more friends on our way. We also took a detour to Morden Road where the whole street decorate their houses BRILLIANTLY which was lovely ^_^
Then we had a evening of watching Mamma mia and Hairspray, and eating pasta :D
Then got a lift back about 12.30, singing in the style of Pierce Brosnan all the way ^_^

I'm really going miss everyone so much when I go to Uni.
If I get into Uni...

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Take That - The Circus.

I'm currently fangirling over Take That's new album 'The Circus'. I've listened to 10 out of 12 songs now. Now I'm on the 11th and they are all completely amazing. I love their first album (Of the new Take That era) and this one is even better I think. I know most people who read this will just be like 'PSHH boyband junk, NO FANKS' but I do recommend just listening to it if you get the chance, there's gotta be at least one song you like :]
Gary Barlow is an amazing song writer. He writes the types of songs that make my heart hurt a little.
'How did it come to this' and 'Hello' are easily my favourite songs at the moment but now listening to track tweleve 'Here' It's also sounding amazing.
I tried to write this without saying 'amazing' too much.
I've said it twice.
You've had enough of me talking nothing now, and I know I can't write reviews or be persuasive in any way, but please have a listen :)

Friday, 26 December 2008

Thursday, 25 December 2008

Christmas festivities.

Hello, I've had a wonderful day. I didn't get as much as some people but I got alot more than most.
Things of note are; a David Tennant Badge, Take That's new album, Outnumbered series one on dvd, new jeans, jumper and a hat.
I'm also contemplating blowing all the money I got on a Jack Wills hoody. http://www.jackwills.com/Store/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=1274&Colour=4128&Gender=9 But for someone who's unemployed during the credit crunch, I really need to save the money.

I had some lovely conversations with my Grampa:
Him: So, you're seventeen now? What's your boyfriends name?
Me: I don't have one at the moment.
Him: WHAT?! Why not?
Me: I don't know, I must just be that unappealing.
Him: Hmm... -nods-

I'm sure he thinks I'm 'One of those lesbians'

Him: When you go to those clubs, do you dance like this?
-punches his hands in the air-
Me: Yes, yes we do.

He's a strange man...

We drank out of glasses I decorated.

Being a media student, as we watched Doctor Who, I had to notice the amazing angles and Mise en scène during the funeral scene. I do like abit of Doctor Who :)

I'm wearing Christmas 'Jama bottoms :D

Thankyou for being nice enough to read this far. Have a lovely year ^^

What's that saying?

Oh yes,
Merry Christmas <3

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Social Inadequacies.

Hello, I have approximatly 34 minuites untill I need to go catch my bus (that's fast maths for someone who failed their maths gcse twice, shh) so here I am writing nonsence for you lovely people. I could have wasted my time on skype but my internet is being very slow for me today, so I would have just sounded like 'MHHRF...MEEP...FRHHINBHVGLIGFTDNJJ...' and no one wants that.

I speak really oddly in these posts, you Mr/Ms Reader must think me some sort of purley queen because the tone of voice thats in my head as I write this in is one that resembles Russell Brand :/ Don't ask me why... Irl I just sound like a toddler who's just awoken from a skip.

I know some lovely people over the internet, and the more I'm on here the closer I get to them which is great, I find it so much easier to communicate through text. If I make myself look stupid I can just sign off and wallow in my retardedness,but in a real life social situation I can't just walk away and never see that person again so I get scared of what to say. I only seem to be able to be normal around people I know really well.

This is getting deeper than I expected it to be.

I'm really shy and quiet and I wish I wasn't, i wish i could just say what I want and run around and still feel I have peoples aproval. I know you will say 'Oh you shouldnt need peoples aproval, I'm sure they like you, you shouldnt care, just be yourself' and I know all that, but whenever I'm in a social situation my mind just goes blank, I never know the right thing to say.

I don't know what I can do to change this, It's like I'm stuck with this mindset and social awkwardness and I can't escape.

I don't know whether I should post this...
Okay I will, but only so Lawrence can find out how retarded I am :)

Sunday, 21 December 2008

And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

I need my own facebook monkey servant.

Friday, 19 December 2008


I haven't posted a blog in quite a while, mostly because I've had some flu bug thing, but now I have TWO followers on this blog so i must fulfil your Beth needs :P
I was forced into school today and nearly died T_T and I was going to write a blog there but people kept asking what I was doing and If I had said 'Blogging' they would have thought I was odder than I am already.
I'm completly gutted that because of this bug I can't go to my friends' 18th tonight. Limo up to London and everything, but I would just be miserable the whole time :(
Thanks to Lex and the p4a now have 75 subscribers which is AMAMZING :) I'm going to make some sort of creative video saying thanks as soon as I'm better.
Last day of school today so did nothing but had to go in to collect my exam certificates. Also got my secret santa present which was a Charlie the Unicorn t-shirt xD
chriiiistmassss ^_^
Okay I'm going to go back to sleep, bai<3

Saturday, 13 December 2008

It's official.

I'm going to do a collab :D Even though I only have 51 subscribers, I'd really like to do one. I posted a quick mention in the sidebar of my latest video and a few people seem interested, so here goes nothing.
Please please please be in it and tell your friends too.
It's going to be all about new years resolutions, so please send a clip (about 5-20 seconds long, but there is no strict time limit) of you talking about your new years resolution(s) to bethporter10@googlemail.com
Preferably in wmv format :)
ALL ARE WELCOME, so please spread the word.
Thankyou :)

Monday, 8 December 2008


The scary boy who comes to do music at our school has applied to do the same course and that same Uni as me.
No one else seems to have heard of bucks, so the fact that he's going is cool cos I'll know of one person, but he looks like a budgie, and likes to say things like 'Did you know, there are 30 million types of bacteria on that pen you're chewing?'
Please leave.
He's been given a conditional place there aswell.
I'm cold...
I sent my application to my head of year today to get checked out. Hopefully I'll get at least one offer :)
I want to make a video but I have nothing to say, and no hat to cover my truly awful hair.


Friday, 5 December 2008

Spots maybe?

My mum makes me giggle. One of the teachers was giving out parts for the nativity play in her class and a while later a little boy came up to my mum and asked what he should wear if he was a 'leopard'
It's the most adorable thing I've heard all day.
Apart from my very camp history teacher saying he would have to 'make a scene' if a mop ever touched him. Or a wet teabag.
He's a tad OCD but SO lovely.

Once again, thankyou for reading my nonsence of a blog. <3

Thursday, 4 December 2008

You know I don't even have anything to say at the moment, I just wanted to post a new blog because I want to keep updating it. Lets just roll with it.
I may be sending off my UCAS tomorrow if my teacher agrees that my personal statement isn't still shite, and then I will be one step closer to my chance at higher education. Oh joy.
Atm I'm applying to...(gets Ucas wesite up)....In alphabetical order; Bath spa, Bedforshire, Bucks, Greenwich and Portsmouth :) To do film and television production
Lets ask mummy if thats good with her...
It is :D
I'll send it tomorrow then, that's settled. If anyone else if applying to any of those, tell me please!
I need to start revising and stop writing blogs, but it's a lovely way to speak what my minds saying without talking to myself :)
Tariff points, interviews, conditional offers, I'M GOING INSANE

Moving on swiftly my house is full of ill, everyone is sneezing and coughing and I know I'm going to get it 'cos I have the worst imune system EVER. I can already feel some kind of throat problem arriving.
I have triple History tomorrow
I have lots of History essays
History is usually full of giggles so tomorrow shouldn't be too bad.

I want animal crossing on wii
I best finish this blog, it's a really long post of me saying nothing.
Sorry for wasting your time ^_^

Tuesday, 2 December 2008


I love the fact that Johnny posted a comment on my spider :)
I hate the fact that if he decided to glance over my previous post, he would have seen that it was about Esther Rantzen having violent Dirrareah D:

Monday, 1 December 2008

Can I join?

I'm sneaking my way into the Johnnydurham19 and J0ames club by drawing a spider ^_^

Sunday, 30 November 2008

Esther RANKzen

I'm only posting this because I need to get rid of the '13 blog posts'
I've become really superstitous about it :/
Anyway, last night I had a dream that I was watching the hit ITV show I'm a Celebrity get me out of here, and for some reason Esther Rantzen was shitting all over the camp. She revealed she had some kind of problem and just shat everywhere :/
I have no idea how this idea infiltrated my dreams, but lets roll with it. Sorry if you are eating your breakfast/eating some kind of chocolate based food item xD
Thankyou for taking an interest in my life :)

Saturday, 29 November 2008

Why do cameras hate me?

Okay, I'm in a bit of a kaffufal :( I seem to have developed a black whole somewhere. I had an SLR camera I need to do the black and white portion of my photography coursework, and I keep it safely next to my school bag. It's now dissapeared.
I have the school digital camera as it is a few more megapixels than mine and I've lost the case for it somewhere in my house, but I'm not sure how as I put the camera back in the case after...
I've also nearly killed said camera because I put normal batteries in it instead of rechargable ones and it spazzed out and the lens wouldn't retract.
Said re-chargable batteries where in the camera, and now arn't and I have no idea where they have gone as there was no reason to remove them.
And finally my own camera which is also partly the rest of my families can now only hold approximatly four photos because the memory card has vanished out of it.
Why the hell would anyone/I remove it?
I'm SO confused.

This is a lovely STRESS filled blog entry because I have loads of photography work due on monday and I can't do it without the SLR, thats the one I'm most concerned about :(
I also have food poisoning and can't be at the gatheing today because of it :(
I'm not actually that stressed, just a tad annoyed :)

In other news 3 people who I haven't spoken two in AGES all started up convo's with me on msn today, which odd but very lovely none the less. Oh the debates of college and sixth form :)



Tuesday, 18 November 2008


Good evening,
I should probably have a shower after I write this, I most likely smell like the streets. It's so bloody comman where I live, completely disgraaaaceful. LULZ, I'll just smell up this blog for a while.
I have mountains of work which would be a much better use of my time, but my procrastination genes mean that I can't do any work untill the free lesson previous. IT'S A SICKNESS I TELL YE
If you actually read this you must thing I'm proper weird.
I'm meeting up with clare from youtubian land this weekend so I can make her a vlog.
I'm making a video for some twin friends of mines birthday. (brain is not functioning, sorry for lack of sentance structure)

Oh i do hate capitals, why do I use them? I'll prolly evil someone in a blogtv chat later for using caps
ah well
I say 'ah well' too much aswell.
Mayyybe I should leave you be now.
YES I AM GOING TO BED AT 7:19 what of it?!?!
stopit with the caps you slag
okay bye <3

Saturday, 8 November 2008


Since starting this whole video blogging malarky, I haven't sat back and looked at a video and gone, 'Oh I really like that' Mostly because none of them are any good, they are just me chatting shit at a screen. So I set it upon myself to think of some good ideas for videos. I have two ideas at the moment, they're not the best things ever (certainly nothing to write home about)
Since no one actually reads this, I can tell you here and it may still be a small surprise for my subscribers ^-^
1. Dream Diary
About a year ago I started writing down some of my dreams, they're all from about june/july 2007 and they are proper odd, so I thought I would share some of those :D Not the most exciting thing, but it's another insight into my strange world. I'm also gonna try and convince others try it, and I'll start again so you can here some of my current dreams, which are mostly about youtube because that's what I seem to be on before i go to bed.

2. Daily life of UK nerdfighter.
Just a little fun project I thought I'd try because there is so much you can do with it. Just everything that would be contained within a week for being a UK Nerdfighter. Maybe completely RABBASH but I'm gonna work hard on it to try and make it watchable :D

a little insight into my ideas for the moment, but I won't be starting anything untill next week as I have many a piece of coursework I have to do.


Okay, I'll never say that again

Wednesday, 5 November 2008


I'm SO glad that he won, it's actually the best thing ever. Also another wish came true that I was actually sick yesterday and today so I didn't have to lie to my history teachers, but now I have lots of catch up work and the two essays in for friday D:
There has been alot of wishes granted though ^-^
Just made a new video about We are Vloggers, its not very good cos I didnt have much time, and ive been ill in my 'jamas all day.
end of another pointless blog

Monday, 3 November 2008


Please vote for Obama tomorrow on my behalf, I hope he does win, i will be happy.
I'll prolly make a video tomorrow, but Iono what about. Right now im wathcing Emma on Blogtv, then I will go watch churrrlie :)
These are my constant thoughts, I have not much else to say.

I have lots of work to do
two history essays for tomorrow and I forgot my notes
maybe I'll be proper ill and all will be okay


Sunday, 26 October 2008

Good Morrow

So, yesterday was the gathering, and it was very amazing for the fact that I met some amazing people, however it did remind of how socially retarded I am.
I suppose next time imma try to intwine more, but I think I was just nervous about all these big people outside of their little boxes from my computer and walking around in Human form. Seeing someones legs for the first time can be quite daunting...
It was completely ace to meet lex finally as she is a lovely person, and her friend Jenny :)
and I spoke to Clare alot too and she dragged me into a bumper car which made me scream for full five minuites D:
So yesterday was lovely but completely knackering, I was proper tired so I was zoned out for most of it D:
better luck next time ^-^

Im off to my nans for a few days, so I'll be gone till wednesday night

Friday, 24 October 2008


I always write in orange on blogtv, so why not on here too?

I'm also quite gutted that Barry Aldridge isn't coming anymore as I was quite looking forward to meeting him. Oh well, hopefully another time. However it's completely ungutting thinking about the rumour of someone that might be coming, and that rumour seems to be getting more and more believeable. It will actually be amazing if it comes true.
This sounds very vague, but I don't want another Jacob Dyer incident...
I'm also nervous, because I'm rubbish with meeting new people most of the time, but I'm meeting ALL new people, so i'll prolly be in a corner somwhere rocking from side to side 0___o
but it should be lots and lots of fun


Tuesday, 21 October 2008


Even though people like Obama seem to have an automatic tweet4tweet system going on

I still like to believe that Steven Fry has started following me because he think I'm witty and insightful.

Seeing how he has about 9,200 followers, and only follows about 9,000.

Cleary 200 of his fans arn't as sophisticated as us elite
A girl can fantasise can't she...
(and spell fantasize incorrectly)

Monday, 20 October 2008


Hello once again to my imagenary(sp) readers :)
I've uploaded a new video but cannot be bothered to to link it here D: but its just me looking angry when im not actually very angry.
I really don't know what to write here, I just thought that i needed a new blog post.
I have a years worth of photography due in for this friday D: and I havent even done half
JESUS im screwed
ah well
this is just ramblings now
okay ill go bye

Friday, 10 October 2008

Pirate facebook.

I've had the language settings on English (Pirate) for a while now but I have just found the best part.
It's says:

First Set Sail:
Arrrrgust 10, 1991


I love it :D


Well today was an Inset day at my school but I had to go in anyway to film for my media coursework. We have to make a music video so we are doing Ugly by Sugababes 'cos it's easy to so a narrative for it :) Filming was fun but long and alot of unwanted effort, but at least most of it's done now.
At the moment I'm watching Alex and Charlie record their album with Nsg which is always fun. Actually that video I made for Nsg has gained me three more subscribers so YAY.
I now have AALOR in my head and it will remain there for the rest of the day if I'm not mistaken
Imma post a link to this blog on my youtube :]

Thursday, 9 October 2008


It's been ages since I posted my first blog because, really, I just forgot. I thought I would start updating this thing quite regularly now because I've started making videos on youtube, so to conform with the rest of sociaty within youtube I'll try and keep this thing going.
This isn't really the best time to be writing this as it's going really slow because I can barely type with my left hand. If you know anyone who has had the hpv(cervical cancer) Injection, you will know why, from the constant moaning that their left arm really hurts. OMG MINE HURTS SO MUCH IT'S ACTUALLY REDICUL-ARSE. Only a month left untill the next one :(
Anyway, stuff going on. I recently had a job interview for my local branch of Adams the childrens clothing shop. T'was alright but really weird, they asked me all about childrens fashion and all I could think of was that Colour was in fashion 0___o
Okay, I'm done

Thursday, 31 July 2008


At the moment this is just for me to write down what i've been doing and stuff that's happened ect
because I always seem to forget all the funny stories D:
but if you are reading this, THANKYOUU :]
Feel free to be my friend, it would be quite nice.