Sunday 15 February 2009

Names.

Stolen off ze Nerimonz.

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Elizabeth Porter.

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names):
Ann Paul Bernard (my dad has two middles names, and LULZ Bernard xD)

3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad):
Andrew Pat

4. STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name):
Porbe (I'm doing 'Beth' now, no one calls me Elizabeth)

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal/bird):
Orange puppy. (LAME)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born):
Ann Surrey (that's county rather than town but I still live about 2 minuites away from the actual town I was born in)

7. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning):
The Green milkshake (wut?)

8. FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Beer (Omg, best one!)

9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name):
Gordon NOTTELLING

10. PORN NAME (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Spyro stillonsamestreet

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
Betizzle

12. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Gordon

14. STRIPPER NAME (name of your fav perfume, fav candy):
TedBaker SoftMints (FAYL)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The stripper name is made of 100% pure win.